-> "Gangplank To Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway To Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Gangplank To Heaven"
The Lyrics
There's a blighter who thought
He'd steal and not get caught
Now he's walkin' me gangplank to heaven
When he gets to its end
On his knees he will bend
But his words of regret we shall ig-nore
Arrrh, Arrrrrrh!
And he's walkin' me gangplank to heaven
There's a sign on me wall
Just to make very sure
Me crew knows penalties for gold-stealin'
When we caught this here crook
Like a songbird he sings
Tryin' to change our thoughts of his stealin'
Arrrh...it flakes me flounder
Arrrh...it flakes me flounder
There be feelin's I get
When I look to the west
And me spirit is cryin' for treasure
In me thoughts I see clear
Rings of gold through me ears
And the whorehouse where I take me pleasure
Arrrh...it flakes me flounder
Arrrh...it really flakes me flounder
And me hearties all croon
Salty sea-farin' tunes
And the piper will play for our pleasin'
And then soon there will come
A new keg of rum
And me hearties will bellow with laughter
If there's a rustle in me ship's hold
Let the alarm blow
It's some damn fool who's stealin' me gold
Yes there be one path ye shall go by
If ye steal me gold
There's no chance to change me mind - you're done
An' it flakes me flounder
Your death is coming at the end of
The gangplank I love
King Neptune's callin' you to join him
Poor blighter didn't heed me words, so,
Now he shall know
Me gangplank's doom for his thievin' sin
( instrumental )
And as we sail the sea so cold
Our Jolly Roger flag so bold
There walks the plank a thief we know
Who cries with fright and wants to show
How he wished he did not steal gold
And if we listen very hard
The moon illuminates his splash
Seawater cold receives his soul
Sinks like a rock in Neptune's hold
He's done walkin' me gangplank to heaven...
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