-> "Stairway for Preciousss"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Stairway for Preciousss"
The Lyrics
What do they have it for?
Yes they pilfers like trolls
And we're climbing the stairway for preciousss
It's a treasure they stole
But at Cirith Ungol
They'll return it to the rightful owner
Oooooooo
And we're climbing the stairway for precious
There's a spider in there
In a dark, spooky lair
And I know she'd like
Hobbits for eating
And when she kills them both
They'll surrender the ring
I'll return to my normal existence
Buuuuut, we're close to Mordor
Tooo close to Mordor
There's a feeling inside
When I'm close to the Eye
That makes Smeagol so frightened he's peeing
It's a force I can't stand
I would rather eat lamb
That annoying hobbitses were cooking
Toooo, too close to Mordor
Tooo close to Mordor
After fifty more flights
I'll have it in my sights
If the spider will
Do what the deal is
And my Birthday present
Smeagol will not miss
But don't ask me what will happen after
Precious, precious
If there's a muscle
In a hobbit
It would surprise me
They're quite unlean meat
For the bug queen
Since they are too fat
They cannot fight, but they're not frightened
They think that this is safer than the Orcs
And I'll claim the precious
We're almost up and
I hold my nose
Since even I know
The spider smells worse than an orc horde
Sam Gamgee
Do you fear the reaper?
Since it's near ya
You're sure to die
With a miniscule sword
Oh oh oh
I should be nicer to my hosts
They saved me at that water hole
What am I crazy? we must go
And get the ring that drained my soul
My urge for it I can't control
And now it isn't very far
Until we're up these stairs at last
And I'll achieve my long-time goal
And have the ring that makes me whole
And we're climbing the stairway for preciousss
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