There's a lady who's sure
All that litter is old
And she's buying at 7-Eleven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With some Nerds she can't get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying at 7-Eleven.

There 's a diner to call
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes serves in the evening.
Get a free matchbook
Or a box of Ring Dings,
Sometimes all of us bought some Bisquik.
Ooh, it makes me hunger,
Ooh, it makes me hunger.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to ingest,
And my spirit is crying for eating.
I had bought with some green
Drinks of Coke, brew and cheese
And the choices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me hunger,
Ooh, it really makes me hunger.

And it's whispered that soon,
If we stall in bathroom
Then a griper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For rows of canned corn
And the poorest will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in the fridge row
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a singing, little paid teen.
Yes, there are two Pez you can go buy
Butter the wrong bun
There's still time to change the roll you bought.
And it makes me hunger.

Your head is throbbing and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The diapers calling you to buy them.
Dear lady, can you clean the window,
And did you know
Your dairy lies in the crisper bin.

And as we wind on down the road
Dodge Shadows crawling through a toll.
There is a lady we all know
Who shines her brights and wants to slow
How everything still turns to mold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are pun and pun is all
To eat a rock and not a roll.

And she's buying at 7-Eleven.