Tell me I'm crazy, tell me politicians don't steal
Tell me my girlfriend didn't just go off the pill
Can't help wonderin' what'll next be goin' on

When I'm at home alone can't help thinkin' of this
Will I die a virgin who's never been kissed
Can't help wonderin' when somethin' good'll be goin' on

When I hear what politicians have to say
It's a rainy day, but sometimes they make my day
Can't help hatin' that smirk on their face

Tell me Clinton's gone and Gore's gone away
I know longer care what they have to say
Can't help hatin' what Democrats have done to all of us

Tell me Dubya ain't a crook and is more like his dad
Is there anything in D. C. that doesn't make us sad
Can't help hatin' what the lobbyist send our way

The first thing I hear on the news every ax
Is taxes goin' up and we'll have more to pay
Can't help the fat cats actin' the way that they do

Is there anything still left at Fort Knox
Don't trust the stock market so everything's in my socks
Can't help wonderin' what next'll be goin' on

Bad clouds better soon roll away
Time for another sunny day and holiday
Can't help wonderin how much longer I'm gonna care