Song Parodies -> "P.E.T.A"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A"

Original Performer:

Les Personnes De Village

Parody Song Title:

"P.E.T.A"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to keep our whiny french citrizens happy I do the odd french band title.. After all there's nothing more odd than the french

young man, my girl just had come down
I am her man, we went out on the town
she said hey man, buy a fur, make it brown
there's a need to make me happy

hey girl, there's a place we can go,
we can get one, or a beaver tail throw
we can stay there PETA freaks they won't find
us if we just hide out quickly

I saw the crazies there.. PETA
the naked ladies from PETA
they showed everything the stuff they would endure
at the same time they showed more "fur"

I saw the ladies of PETA
I saw the ladies of PETA
there was beaver about
as they'd all stand and shout
save a beaver and go wear a tree

young man, one then said right to me
this is wrong man, would you bend down and see
furry beavers, and would you listen to me?
and I'll show you more of wildlife

one man will make my top go unfurled
a nice hot man if he will just save a squirrel
lets get nakie, give protection a whirl
and I'll show you here a new way

I saw the crazies there.. PETA
the naked ladies from PETA
they showed everything the stuff they would endure
at the same time they showed more "fur"

I saw the crazies there.. PETA
the naked ladies from PETA
out to greenpeace I've been
but a beaver's not seen
so my brown pelt please save it

Greenpeace, I remember the news
they would scuff up your new crocodle shoes
so I'd buy more, from the man Mick Dundee
and I felt just so alive..

one day, I would soon see the light
she was naked, but would vote on the right
I thought hey now, this is for amiright
and I asked her to pose there..

that's when PETA came up to me
and said hey man take a walk up the street
there's a group called the PETA
they doff their gitch and save fur everyday

I saw the crazies there.. PETA
the naked ladies from PETA
they showed everything the stuff they would endure
at the same time they showed more "fur"

PETA
I saw the crazies there.. PETA
the naked ladies from PETA
they showed everything the stuff they would endure
at the same time they showed more "fur"

PETA
PETA
PETA
PETA

SORRY GUYS for those animal lovers out there.. I make NO apologies for being at the top of the food chain. There is a place for every animal on earth.. MY PLATE

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Mark Scotti - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment

I don't know about the wearing, but i know that 'eating beaver" is on the minds of most men!!!

Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Beaver? DAM! (great as always) ;D

timmy1000 - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Good send up of that group. How come we have PETA trying to save the humans when the animals don't do anything to save us (like lobby to stop war and terorists).

Tommy Turtle, Card-Carrying Member - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Doesn't answer why cruel fur trapping is necessary when better synthetics are available, nor the movement for more humane (and sustainable) farming, even for the meat trade. Not necessary to group an entire organization as "crazy" for the actions of a few, or else you'd regard the Dems, Repubs, Congress, etc. as crazy ... come to think of it, you're right! :) (abstained from voting)

TT, The Abstainer - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment

To reiterate the end of my previous comment, the 413 is not mine.

Carey Carder ( turtle carrying member) - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment

thanks for coming out of your shell for this comment ... if a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?? just wondering

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