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Song Parodies -> "I Really Can't Dance"
Original Song Title:
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Original Performer:
Loggins and Messina
Parody Song Title:
"I Really Can't Dance"
Parody Written by:
Billy Florio
The Lyrics
Based on a true story...
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
When parties roll around, and there's dancing all around
What do I do, with two left feet?
Your friends all say that you got to move with the rhythm
And don't go kicking your legs, or shaking your head, its a sin
There just aint no excuse
That you never learned to dance, as a kid
When everyone did
I look dumb because
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
When parties roll around, and there's dancing all around
What do I do, with two left feet?
I try to do the moonwalk
But I fall on the floor
I try the Macarena
Oh and I dance like Al Gore
I do some kind of moves, thinking its electric slide
Try to join the conga line, and then a guy says
"out of the line, You freak!"
"Baby, Jitterbug with me"
She laughed at me
I look dumb because
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
When parties roll around, and there's dancing all around
What do I do, with two left feet?
What do I do, with two left feet?
What do I do, with two left feet?
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
When parties roll around, and there's dancing all around
What do I do, with two left feet?
Your friends all say that you got to move with the rhythm
And don't go kicking your legs, or shaking your head, its a sin
There just aint no excuse
That you never learned to dance, as a kid
When everyone did
I look dumb because
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
When parties roll around, and there's dancing all around
What do I do, with two left feet?
I try to do the moonwalk
But I fall on the floor
I try the Macarena
Oh and I dance like Al Gore
I do some kind of moves, thinking its electric slide
Try to join the conga line, and then a guy says
"out of the line, You freak!"
"Baby, Jitterbug with me"
She laughed at me
I look dumb because
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
I really cant dance, its because I got two left feet
When parties roll around, and there's dancing all around
What do I do, with two left feet?
What do I do, with two left feet?
What do I do, with two left feet?
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