-> "Hillary (You're a Fine Girl)"
Original Song Title:
"Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)"
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary (You're a Fine Girl)"
Parody Written by:
MediaMike
The Lyrics
Hillary (You're a Fine Girl)
There's a port in Arkansas
Where drugs were shipped; called Meņa
Never troubled 'cause the governor
Protected dealers' homes.
And his wife was a lawyer there
Chubby legs and stringy hair
Socialized medical care
Was priority one.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl.
A senator you should be.
You're my wife, my lover my lady well, two of three."
Then Bill became President
While secrets to China went
And girls to the White House sent
While Hillary was gone.
Hillary had a master plan;
Move to New York faster than
Secretariat ever ran
And call that State her home.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl
A senator you will be.
You're my wife, my lover my lady well, two of three."
Yeah, Hillary used to watch Bill's eyes as he made up all his stories.
She knew of Monica's fall and rise and the cigar's blazing glory.
See Bill has never told the truth, 'cause he is a lyin' man,
Even when in court and on the stand. ("I did not have sex with that woman")
Secret Service pays her mortgage loan
But her dreams, now have grown.
The White House she wants to own
Though she'd rather be king.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl
A President you will be
Just keep on gatherin' files on enemies."
"Hillary, you're a fine girl
A King now you will be
You can finish robbing the people of liberty."
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