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Song Parodies -> "The Man With The Pimpled Butt"
Original Song Title:
"The Man With The Golden Gun"
Original Performer:
Lulu
Parody Song Title:
"The Man With The Pimpled Butt"
Parody Written by:
ThatAwesomeGuy
The Lyrics
He uses a powerful weapon
He charges a million per fart,
An ass a' passin that can gurgle your gut,
The man with the pimpled butt.
Churning in some brightened bathroom,
Or crouched in the field position,
He can have the thunderous gut
The man with the pimpled butt.
Gas mask required whenever he's tired,
Be warned just before the kill.
No one can catch him, no fat man can match him
For his hazard warning skill.
One golden fart means another building,
One that is toxic proof,
Better beware, for all those who care
The man with the pimpled butt.
His crack maybe on you or me.
Who will he break?
He is stinky. Ahhhhh!
Gas mask required whenever he's tired,
Be warned just before the kill.
No one can catch him, no fat man can match him
For his hazard warning skill.
One golden fart means another building,
One that is toxic proof,
Better beware, for all those who care
The man with the pimpled butt
He's loaded gut
He'll sit on your mutt
With his pimpled butt.
He charges a million per fart,
An ass a' passin that can gurgle your gut,
The man with the pimpled butt.
Churning in some brightened bathroom,
Or crouched in the field position,
He can have the thunderous gut
The man with the pimpled butt.
Gas mask required whenever he's tired,
Be warned just before the kill.
No one can catch him, no fat man can match him
For his hazard warning skill.
One golden fart means another building,
One that is toxic proof,
Better beware, for all those who care
The man with the pimpled butt.
His crack maybe on you or me.
Who will he break?
He is stinky. Ahhhhh!
Gas mask required whenever he's tired,
Be warned just before the kill.
No one can catch him, no fat man can match him
For his hazard warning skill.
One golden fart means another building,
One that is toxic proof,
Better beware, for all those who care
The man with the pimpled butt
He's loaded gut
He'll sit on your mutt
With his pimpled butt.
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