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Song Parodies -> "As Promised, He’s Granting His Ho’s Pardons"

Original Song Title:

"I Never Promised You A Rose Garden"

Original Performer:

Lynn Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"As Promised, He’s Granting His Ho’s Pardons"

Parody Written by:

S. Chatology

The Lyrics

Slime’s granting pardons
To his ho’s that should be prison-yard cons
Some of them did some time
But now he’s expunging terrorist crime
Rancid snake most of these dicks, but he did the trick
To let these horrors go
Crime’s granting pardons
To all those that should be prison-yard cons

He has given to vile convicts a prison-spring
So now their well-deserved time-serving days are over
To their new terror we’re closer
It’s a sleaze-scofflaw crew, now they’ll start anew
All of whom fit nicely into the criminal pattern
Of being Trunt’s slatterns
Post-trial they can smile, they got the calling
For more neo-Gestapo brawling
Gonna do Trunt's bidding ’cause they’re his fans

Liar grants pardons
To a batch with terrorism hard-ons
Some of them did some time
But now they’re free to go commit more crime

Slime trail grants pardons
To all of his sycophant retard cons

Likely there’ll be more goons who will get a break soon
’cause that’s what Mafia capos do
They let the criminals go
Happy to jail the innocent, though
Just take a good look at Trunt’s creeps and hillbilly Veep
And Apartheid Elon with his lusty Bund-y shout
US freedoms he wants to rout
An immigrant terrorist oligarch
Help ready a goosestepping march
His right arm starched…ready for 30s land

’partheid loves pardons
That are given to Trunt’s prison-yard bums
Their unpunished crimes
Are now and presage a sign of the times

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