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Song Parodies -> "Get Stoned Watching 'Anna'"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Home Alabama"
Original Performer:
Lynrd Skynrd
Parody Song Title:
"Get Stoned Watching 'Anna'"
Parody Written by:
snsanty
The Lyrics
Here's one for 'The Anna Nicole Show'!
(Turn it on)
Howard K. Stern is her attorney
Her faithful assistant's name is Kim
Sugar Pie the dog humps her teddy bear
The only sane one is her kid
And I think it's a sin
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
With her eyeshadow so blue
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
It will leave you brain dead too
Well I heard Mr. Osbourne speak about her
It seems old Ozzy put her down
Well I hope Ozzy Osbourne will remember
This Anna fan don't need him around anyhow
(just kidding)
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
With her eyeshadow so blue
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
It will leave you brain dead too
Now Bobby Trendy has the answers
Feather pillows, pink fur walls
Bad taste does not bother her
A plus-sized bimbo with a mind so small
That is all
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
With her eyeshadow so blue
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
It will leave you brain dead too
(Repeat chorus til you're sick of it!)
Howard K. Stern is her attorney
Her faithful assistant's name is Kim
Sugar Pie the dog humps her teddy bear
The only sane one is her kid
And I think it's a sin
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
With her eyeshadow so blue
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
It will leave you brain dead too
Well I heard Mr. Osbourne speak about her
It seems old Ozzy put her down
Well I hope Ozzy Osbourne will remember
This Anna fan don't need him around anyhow
(just kidding)
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
With her eyeshadow so blue
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
It will leave you brain dead too
Now Bobby Trendy has the answers
Feather pillows, pink fur walls
Bad taste does not bother her
A plus-sized bimbo with a mind so small
That is all
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
With her eyeshadow so blue
Get stoned watching 'Anna'
It will leave you brain dead too
(Repeat chorus til you're sick of it!)
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