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Song Parodies -> "Creep, Gnome Alabamans"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Home Alabama"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Parody Song Title:
"Creep, Gnome Alabamans"
Parody Written by:
'n Old Dump Rat
The Lyrics
Big wheels, some are spurning
The guy who wants to get in
The Congress to rep the southland
From Alabama, but he ain't one to diddle his kin
No it ain't incest he's called out fer
That ain't fer what he is renowned
What he'd rather do with his member
Is use it on little girls, man's truly unsound
Creep, gnome Alabamans
Many kinds but here's two
Creeps from Alabama
The other's a gnome 4' 2"
From Birmingham there came a mumbler far from cute
Left behind sheets and donned a suit
And then he got down upon his knees
And put his proboscis up the yuge chute
Sleaze gnome Alabaman
With the truth very loose
Sleaze gnome Alabaman
Hid the sheets and hid the noose
Mostly mum
A couple trolls to fill the swamp in
The pedophile picked to replace 4' 2"?
Could be true
One loves to give girls a touch
His predecessor's a Russian stooge, lies deluge
Creep, gnome Alabamans
But there's more than just these two
Creeps from Alabama, weasel gnome
And pedophile, don't forget the governor who
Sleazed most Alabamans
Resign, what he had to do
The guy who wants to get in
The Congress to rep the southland
From Alabama, but he ain't one to diddle his kin
No it ain't incest he's called out fer
That ain't fer what he is renowned
What he'd rather do with his member
Is use it on little girls, man's truly unsound
Creep, gnome Alabamans
Many kinds but here's two
Creeps from Alabama
The other's a gnome 4' 2"
From Birmingham there came a mumbler far from cute
Left behind sheets and donned a suit
And then he got down upon his knees
And put his proboscis up the yuge chute
Sleaze gnome Alabaman
With the truth very loose
Sleaze gnome Alabaman
Hid the sheets and hid the noose
Mostly mum
A couple trolls to fill the swamp in
The pedophile picked to replace 4' 2"?
Could be true
One loves to give girls a touch
His predecessor's a Russian stooge, lies deluge
Creep, gnome Alabamans
But there's more than just these two
Creeps from Alabama, weasel gnome
And pedophile, don't forget the governor who
Sleazed most Alabamans
Resign, what he had to do
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Presumption of Innocence: Legal policy pioneered by the Inquisition in the middle ages which prevents us from immediately imprisoning anyone we don't like on the word of any paid shill who can weep and pretend to be a molestation/rape victim on TV.
Wow. Bold parody-timely. Guilty or Innocent--either way that took some guts to write.
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