Song Parodies -> "Flat Earth"

Original Song Title:

"Free Bird"

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Original Performer:

"Flat Earth"

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The Lyrics

I hope both flat earthers and those that disagree can both find this funny, I personally am not one, but I do like their tenacity to question that which is so easily accepted

If I tell you I’m a Flat Earther,
Would you still be friends with me?
For I must try to find the edge, now
Cause there's too much science I can’t believe
But, if the Earth was a globe, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I believe in Flat Earth now
And my mind you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And my mind you cannot change
And my mind you cannot change
Lord knows, It’s a pancake!
Covered up by NASA and the UN
Don’t get me started on Gravity
But please don't take it so badly
Cause Lord knows Columbus is to blame
But, if the Earth was a globe, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I believe in Flat Earth now
And my mind you'll never change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And my mind you cannot change
And my mind you cannot change
Lord knows, It’s a pancake
Lord help me, I can't prove it
Lord, I love pancakes
Won't you doubt my Flat Earth, yeah

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