Pined for her delight,
Dressed up like a goose,
Some lady fun I will incite,
Standing by red light,
Hefty big caboose,
She was a stunner I could bite,
Signed up, she’ll excite,
Made up and so loose,
A lovely lady of the night,
Tried to buy outright

Sad man, summer slummer, pretty things in a Hummer,
Was routine wage just to chat,
In some pumps, love their rumps, with some added crescent bumps
To sway and hide their fat,
Then an older man was bolder, so he went and sold her,
I flipped the money around,
And soon she’d be a-pleasin’, squeezin’ and teasin’,
But catastrophe hatched and I’m bound

Solo

‘Cause she was …
Kind of a Blue Knight,
Cuffed up and accused,
It was an undercover cite,
Lined up by red light,
Served up like a douche,
A bummer summer, no delight,
Spineless, I’m in fright,
Trussed up with a noose,
Another blunder, I turn white,
Tried to put up fight

Some silly cop sister, don’t know how I could miss her
Told me I’m popped for mistakes,
She said, “I’ll turn you in honey for slinging schlong,
Go along or your balls will break,
And don’t fart, be smart, no breakin’ wind on leather part,
Car seat would really stink on ride,
That little curly girlie said, “Don’t try no hurly burly,
Her task was to be reading my rights

Solo

Asked me if I heeded, so snide

And she was …
Lined up for a fight,
Revved up for abuse,
But then my rights she must recite,
Primed up, not polite
It’s not what I’d choose,
Another sinner in her sight,
Lined up and in fright

I was bound but she really was wired,
She’s gonna break me of this rite,
She’s gonna make me be contrite

Solo

Big Mama, starts with the gun biz
No drama, tasers, my buns fizz
Mama couldn’t scold me or just book this evil guy, had to stun,
But mama, that’s where no sun is!

Longer Solo

Numb hipbone, swearing, prone, chanting “Die, crone” in a groan,
Screechin’ at the beast,
Cried, “Postpone, the pain has grown; hit me where my seeds are sown”,
That for just a sick love feast,
In some unknown red light zone was randy and so horny,
Crotch and my tongue in trance,
While some flesh tone, leg shown was pressin’ on my frozen bone,
I’m finding this an advance,
And inside of me, crash, I’ll expound

Think she was …
Grinding to excite,
Roused up like on juice,
A real ton of love to light
Kind of like a sprite,
Elf like and footloose,
Her buttered buns will me invite,
Tied up, do it right,
Spread out to seduce,
You’re not a nun to my delight,
Flying like a kite,
Trussed up, no excuse,
I’m gonna punish her tonight,
Twined we shall unite,
Just like Old Doc Seuss,
Green eggs and hammer her with might,
Hind is the best site,
Heft, soft and profuse,
Oh will she shun me or invite,
Cried out with my plight,
Felt just like a Zeus,
But then a stun it did ignite,
Pined for her delight,
He said “he” was Bruce,
A story stunner I now write,
Fined and now contrite

Bad plan, strum her, gum her, skin is fun, I succumb here,
The scene staged now combat,
Such a chump, took my lumps, as my effervescence slumps
Face straight into his Gat,
Feeling older and much colder, reelin’, no more smolder,
Tight lipped to prison I’m bound,
With this very hard squeezin’, seizin’ on knees and
My try at plea smashed while I’m down

Now cop with a sting plot gleefully found a jail cot
And bestows, with shove, me in the can,
And this hot shot, who called in SWAT, said baddie needed cell spot,
Let him just rot, there goes his tan,
That silly cop mister, as a camouflage sister, taunts me a lot for mistakes,
He said, “I’d turn for more money and come along”.