-> "Heard It On A Dateline"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Heard It Through The Grapevine"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Heard It On A Dateline"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I bet you're wonderin how I knew, 
all the things I knew of you, 
you have brown eyes, you're five feet four, 
you're divorced, as to kids, there's four,
I like big brown eyes, I must say, 
when I read that yesterday, 
don't ya know that I 
heard it on a dateline, 
you are lookin for a man so fine, 
I heard you on a date line, 
and I want so much to make you mine, 
honey honey yeah
now about me, well I'm such a guy, 
I have lots of love for you deep inside
findin you would be a fantasy, 
cause love means that much to me
I'll be me, and you be yourself, 
and we'll both be coming off the shelf, 
don't you know that I
heard it on a dateline, 
you are lookin for a man so fine, 
I heard you on a date line, 
and I want so much to make you mine, 
honey honey yeah
people lie, on these lines you see, 
you wear a twelve, but you say you're three
so I have felt so cheap and used
are you a cow, please be good to me
do you plan to let me know
how you were a size three just weeks before, 
don'tcha know that I 
heard it on a dateline, 
you are lookin for a man so fine, 
I heard you on a date line, 
and I want so much to make you mine, 
honey honey yeah
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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