-> "Wife's Secret Tale"
Original Song Title:
"Bat Out of Hell"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wife's Secret Tale"
The Lyrics
A car is approaching
and my sanity's slipping
way down in the gutter tonight
There's a dude in the bedroom
with his hands on your hips
and a toy moving near your thighs
There's ten calls that I missed
and a lover on the line
Oh and out in the bright moon light
there's a guy with his clothes off
I swear he's waiting for you to join him out in our pool
I am starting to steam as I weep
Oh baby you're the only girl in this whole town
Who slept with me so tight
and Whoever you do and whoever you booze
I'll never really feel alright
But you gotta get out
I gotta break it off now
Before the divorce is drawn
So I'm gonna leave the house of our dreams made together
When you're done with your blow
I'll still be shutting down
Like a con I will bail
I'll be free when you come around
When the hook-ups are over
With a shred of denial
I'll be on my own
I can live by myself
I'll be 'lone but I'll endure on
When the feeling's gone
and my sphincter's grown
and depression has resumed
Then like a Christian before a grave confession
realize what I've got to do
I'm gonna go to nightclubs like the stud that I am
wearing purple, pink and some lights
When the music is pop
and the D.J. is groovin'
and we're broke-back all through the night
No-One ever talks in this secret chateau
Everybody is bi-curious
and Nothing really blows
and No-one really knows
and Nobody is worth the cost
and I know that'll get her if I bring home a dude
and She'll see what she's missing too
'cause every other girl I've got left in my phone
has told me that I'm crazy too
If she's gotta sleep out you know I've gotta creep out
Pracing in the living room
If she's still going down you know I've gotta go down
Wanna go round you know I'll get her back now
She's going down, you know I've gotta go down
Prancing in her room
Dancing to some tunes
Winning her heart back from goons
Oh baby you're the only girl in this whole Earth
that's ever lit up my life
and wherever you leave and whoever you call
There's always gonna be a fight
but I gotta get back
I gotta get you back now
So I gotta make the most of this plan put together
When it's finished I hope
I won't be so alone
Like a cat claws unvield
I'll be back when the weekend comes
When the game is over
Like a girl who's alone
You'll feel so dethrowned
Like your world has come down
I'll be back when the weekend comes
and when the work is done and Monday dawns
and your love has come back through
Then like a traitor before the game of our life
I'll come running on back to you
Then like a traitor before the game of our life
I'll come running on back to you
I see the Lexus in the small garage
But I'll still prove that you belong with me
and this guy is near with a shirt that's tight
No-ones gonna stop me now
I gotta plea my whole case
and you will stop thinking of Stu
and I never saw the sudden curve until it's way too late
I never thought you'd have the nerve until that day
Then I entered into your room in the dimming light
Shocked and listened at the door of your secret plight
I think back now I always knew you were Ellan's pal
and the last thing I see is your eyes
Thery're shinning
Breaking out from the mold
and into her arms
Like a fool I've been wrong
Then I'm crying at the bottom of the steps as I look upon
I insisted I was sorry in quite a rapid tone
and I asked her to pinch me as I held her near my heart
and the last thing I see is her cheeks
She's crying, She's crying
Breaking out of my shell and said anyday
She loved chics all the while
It's just girls make her smile
Like a jerk I was vile
Now I keep her speed dial
She loved chics all the while
She loved chics all the while
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