-> "Ones on All Three is Bad"
Original Song Title:
"Two Out of Three Aint Bad"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ones on All Three is Bad"
The Lyrics
Ones on all Three is bad
Maybe this just was'nt right,
but I aint even gonna go there.
Done all the damage that I possibly can,
the scores been left behind of me.
Poor baby if you cry all night,
you'll never know my name, what a deal.
Your score is really going to take a slide,
you know I'm never gonna leave here.
I turned it on and I cut you down.
I guess I showed that I just dont care.
No matter how much that you scream and shout,
because you have known, about me so long,
I set here laughing, and your in tears!
Its all I can do,
To keep from telling you
I one'ed you.
All three, Dude!
And theres no way, your ever gonna know who.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
You'll never never be told, no security breach.
You'll never score all fives', its outta reach.
I know youre very upset, because the song really rocks.
But there aint no solid fives's, I made certain that your rating just drops
I just lie.
I'll probably tell you that i'm someone I'm not.
Dont need a reason why,
You'll never be able, to win something,
something with that score that you've got!
There's no way in this world, I will ever leave,
your pefect score alone!
i know you wish I never got to the part,
where I get to rate, your work so low.
It is so funny and I do it, almost every night.
It makes me laugh before i go to bed!
And though you pleaded and begged, for Chuck to lock the front door.
I still can wreck your scores today!
I keep right at it, see.
I keep right at it, see.
I one'ed yo,
All three, Dude!
and theres no way, your ever gonna know who.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
I one'ed you.
All three, Dude!
and theres no way, your ever gonna know who.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
Just dont be sad,
cause ones on all three is bad.
sorry, you can bitch all night,
your score just keeps getting lower
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