All Too Fat With Nothing To Eat written by Michael Meyer
(Parody of “All Revved Up With No Place To Go” by Meat Loaf)

I was nothing but a fat kid looking for something to eat
There was just an all you can eat buffet
But it was something
Something like a dream come true
I was a varsity tackle and a hell of a pig
When I sat down to eat
I made the canyons rock
But every Saturday night
I felt the fever grow
Do ya know what it's like
All too fat with nothing to eat
Do ya know what it's like
All too fat with nothing to eat

In the middle of a barbeque
I'm tossing in my seat
And in the middle of a red-eyed dream
I see you coming2
Coming on to give me the food
I was out on the prowl down by the edge of the plate
And like a son of a pig I'm gunna eat all of this food
But every Saturday night
I felt the fever grow
Do ya know what it's like
All too fat with nothing to eat
Do ya know what it's like
All too fat with nothing to eat

Oh, Baby, I'm a hunter in the dark of the food court
I've been stalking you and tracking you down
Cruising up and down the main drag all day long
We could be standing at the top of the table
Instead of sinking further down in the line
You and me cut around the line
You and me cut around the line
Someone's got to eat first
Eat first
Someone's got to get first bite
Someone's got to get first bite
Oooh I got to get first bite
Oooh I got to get first bite

I was out on the prowl down by the edge of the plate
And like a son of a pig I’m gunna eat all of this food
Every Saturday night
I felt the fever grow
Do ya know what it's like
All too fat with nothing to eat
Do ya know what it's like
All too fat with nothing to eat

I was nothing but a lonely chubby little fat kid
Looking out for something to eat
And you were nothing but a lonely all you can eat buffet
But you were something like a dream come true
I was a varsity tackle and a hell of a pig
When I sat down to eat I made the canyons rock
But every Saturday night
I felt the fever grow
All too fat with nothing to eat
All too fat with nothing to eat
All too fat with nothing to eat
All too fat with nothing to eat
All too fat with nothing to eat