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Song Parodies -> "Hazing Paddles"
Original Song Title:
"Blazing Saddles"
Original Performer:
Mel Brooks' Movie Theme
Parody Song Title:
"Hazing Paddles"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Both George W. Bush and John F. Kerry are Ivy League frat boys, so I figure they're both man enough to take a few good brotherly whacks.
He rode a hazing-paddle
He bore a piny scar
Poor slob would offer prattle
To frat-men near and far
He conquered beers, yes, he conquered eight
He drank all night into day
They laid that hazing paddle
On shorts so light they frayed
A school like Yale's a mess
When beer fills the halls
And cries go up
For frat-men with guts
To make the freshmen crawl!
They needed freshmen who were knaves and fools
Who'd butt-kiss and haul-ass like slaves
Then out of the South came a man with a mouth
Dub-ya's his name...
Dubya's his name!
He rode that hazing-paddle
He bore that piny scar
His job, to offer battle
To bad men near and far!
He conquered beer, sobered-up real great!
For four years he's had his day!
Will Kerry's hazing-paddle,
Now blow,
Dubya,
Away?
He bore a piny scar
Poor slob would offer prattle
To frat-men near and far
He conquered beers, yes, he conquered eight
He drank all night into day
They laid that hazing paddle
On shorts so light they frayed
A school like Yale's a mess
When beer fills the halls
And cries go up
For frat-men with guts
To make the freshmen crawl!
They needed freshmen who were knaves and fools
Who'd butt-kiss and haul-ass like slaves
Then out of the South came a man with a mouth
Dub-ya's his name...
Dubya's his name!
He rode that hazing-paddle
He bore that piny scar
His job, to offer battle
To bad men near and far!
He conquered beer, sobered-up real great!
For four years he's had his day!
Will Kerry's hazing-paddle,
Now blow,
Dubya,
Away?
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lol brilliant, man how do u come up with them
spankin' good
Way to lay the smack down, Johnny. Great parody! Thank you, sir! May I have another!
Now excuse me while I whip these out (GASP!!!) 555!
Trip, Alvin, Michael, & The Thought Police, thank you all, very much!
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