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Song Parodies -> "Wrinkles In The Morning"
Original Song Title:
"Angel Of The Morning"
Original Performer:
Merillee Rush
Parody Song Title:
"Wrinkles In The Morning"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
theres liver spots upon your hands.
and medication helps your heart
and your knees can barely stand
spastic colon makes you fart
I see no need to be alone
lets compare notes, bout being old..
just oil my wrinkles in the morning, baby
just wipe my feet, before you leave me,
just oil my wrinkles in the morning baby..
then watch it evaporate
just listen when I crack my hip,
oh man it hurts and how
when the surgeon put in pins
when you crushed me with the plow
and if you see me in the light
please don't run away with fright..
just oil my wrinkles in the morning, baby
just wipe my feet, before you leave me,
just oil my wrinkles in the morning baby..
then watch it evaporate
just oil my wrinkles in the morning, baby
just wipe my feet, before you leave me,
just oil my wrinkles in the morning baby..
just wipe my feet before you leave me baby
and medication helps your heart
and your knees can barely stand
spastic colon makes you fart
I see no need to be alone
lets compare notes, bout being old..
just oil my wrinkles in the morning, baby
just wipe my feet, before you leave me,
just oil my wrinkles in the morning baby..
then watch it evaporate
just listen when I crack my hip,
oh man it hurts and how
when the surgeon put in pins
when you crushed me with the plow
and if you see me in the light
please don't run away with fright..
just oil my wrinkles in the morning, baby
just wipe my feet, before you leave me,
just oil my wrinkles in the morning baby..
then watch it evaporate
just oil my wrinkles in the morning, baby
just wipe my feet, before you leave me,
just oil my wrinkles in the morning baby..
just wipe my feet before you leave me baby
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Gives one something to look forward to......
When we're 84, right, Royce? Tough song, Malcolm, but you got it good.
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