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Song Parodies -> "Ones"
Original Song Title:
"One"
Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Ones"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Another parody to tellthe "one guy" to shut up And quit dragging everyone's ratings down
He cannot write anything
One is his true favorite rating
Bad ratings is all he ever brings
That terrible rater flops ratings
Now that I wrote a brand new parody
He comes in, ones he gives to me
Now there is not many good ratings
Nothing is "4" but a "1" now
Write my songs, but the pacing is wrong
Oh AmIRight help me
Back writing again about nonsense stuff
Someone's writing 'bout "Buffy in the buff"
But I can't get good ratings enough
Look though the list to see songs
Fed up with you, and your "1" spree
You want attention, can't hide from we
Tied to machines,writing parodies
Sucky ratings get me peeved
Write my songs, but the pacing is wrong
Oh AmIRight help me
Writing, bad ratings
All of them for me
I cannot write
Trapped inside a shelf
Write my songs, but the pacing is wrong
Oh AmIRight help me
Writing, bad ratings
All of them for me
I cannot write
Trapped inside a shelf
One is his true favorite rating
Bad ratings is all he ever brings
That terrible rater flops ratings
Now that I wrote a brand new parody
He comes in, ones he gives to me
Now there is not many good ratings
Nothing is "4" but a "1" now
Write my songs, but the pacing is wrong
Oh AmIRight help me
Back writing again about nonsense stuff
Someone's writing 'bout "Buffy in the buff"
But I can't get good ratings enough
Look though the list to see songs
Fed up with you, and your "1" spree
You want attention, can't hide from we
Tied to machines,writing parodies
Sucky ratings get me peeved
Write my songs, but the pacing is wrong
Oh AmIRight help me
Writing, bad ratings
All of them for me
I cannot write
Trapped inside a shelf
Write my songs, but the pacing is wrong
Oh AmIRight help me
Writing, bad ratings
All of them for me
I cannot write
Trapped inside a shelf
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Voting Breakdown
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| 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
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Good work. Pretty hard song to work with. We'll find that "1" guy soon or later.
What if we made a song that no one was supposed to vote on, and then that way we could find the one dude?
Good idea, Ghetto John And thanks for complementing me, Yoness. "One' is an awsome song, but hard to parody.
Yeah....uhh....i gave you strait ones
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