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Song Parodies -> "Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns"
Original Song Title:
"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam (The Spam Song)"
Original Performer:
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Parody Song Title:
"Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
In light of the continuing slaughter of children in their schools & their speaking out for their own survival, the insanity continues ...
Now, Iowa grants permits to its blind residents to carry guns in public.
North Carolina prohibits police from destroying confiscated guns.
A business could be forced to allow guns in by a bill in Colorado.
Kenesaw, Georgia, has laws that require you to always carry a gun.
Yeah, that all makes perfect logical sense.
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS,
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS,
Thank you, NRA.
Missouri could jail a legislator for restricting rights to bear arms.
FBI Agents in some states could be arrested for enforcing Federal gun laws.
Now, Iowa grants permits to its blind residents to carry guns in public.
“I can hear where people are. So I simply, just simply point and shoot.”
Yeah, that all makes perfect logical sense.
CHORUS
Gun smoke and dust haven’t even settled
in the split rail corral of a parking lot
in this cowboy mentality town.
Gun smoke and dust dealing heavy metal
when the slightest of altercations can
leave a mess of people in the ground.
CHORUS
Now, Iowa grants permits to its blind residents ...
North Carolina prohibits police from destroying confiscated guns.
A business could be forced to allow guns in by a bill in Colorado.
Kenesaw, Georgia, has laws that require you to always carry a gun.
Yeah, that all makes perfect logical sense.
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS,
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS,
Thank you, NRA.
Missouri could jail a legislator for restricting rights to bear arms.
FBI Agents in some states could be arrested for enforcing Federal gun laws.
Now, Iowa grants permits to its blind residents to carry guns in public.
“I can hear where people are. So I simply, just simply point and shoot.”
Yeah, that all makes perfect logical sense.
CHORUS
Gun smoke and dust haven’t even settled
in the split rail corral of a parking lot
in this cowboy mentality town.
Gun smoke and dust dealing heavy metal
when the slightest of altercations can
leave a mess of people in the ground.
CHORUS
Now, Iowa grants permits to its blind residents ...
Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns Copyright © 2013 MickTerry.com
Originally a parody of Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam (The Spam Song)
by Monty Python's Flying Circus,
original music & lyrics by Terry Jones & Michael Palin © 1970,
a new copyrighted melody & verses were written.
All legal actions & anecdotes mentioned above are real:
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/03/crazy-gun-laws-newtown/
Song inspired by:
9-8-13: Totally blind pistol-packing Iowan Michael Barber:
“I can hear where people are. So I just simply point & shoot.”
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/08/iowa-grants-gun-permits-to-the-blind/2780303/
Originally a parody of Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam (The Spam Song)
by Monty Python's Flying Circus,
original music & lyrics by Terry Jones & Michael Palin © 1970,
a new copyrighted melody & verses were written.
All legal actions & anecdotes mentioned above are real:
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/03/crazy-gun-laws-newtown/
Song inspired by:
9-8-13: Totally blind pistol-packing Iowan Michael Barber:
“I can hear where people are. So I just simply point & shoot.”
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/08/iowa-grants-gun-permits-to-the-blind/2780303/
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My parents were killed by guns you butthead.
^ would you have been happier if they were killed with knives, blunt trauma weapons, or beaten to death? Stop blaming guns which are tools. People kill people, jerk!
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