I'm in quarantine and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and most the day!

(He's in quarantine and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and most the day!)

I read a book, I write a poem,
I take my morning tea,
On Wednesdays I go shopping
But can never find TP!

(He reads a book! He writes a poem!
He takes his morning tea!
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
But can never find TP!)

(He's in quarantine and he's okay!
He watches paint dry every day!)

I scour the web, I watch YouTube,
I take an evening run;
Sometimes I feel peculiar
And start screaming just for fun!

(He scours the web! Goes through YouTube!
And takes an evening run!
Sometimes he feels peculiar
And starts screaming just for fun!)

(He's in quarantine and he's okay
His mind is slipping day by day!)

I pull my hair, I scratch my skin,
Start bawling just a tad,
If I stay here I'm worried,
That I'll go bleeding mad!

(He pulls his hair, scratches his skin!
Starts bawling just a tad,
If he stays here its certain,
That he'll go bleeding mad!)

(He's in quarantine and not okay!
The men in white take him away! )