-> "Meaty Snacks"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Marmalade"
Original Performer:
Mya,Pink,Lil Kim,Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Meaty Snacks"
Parody Written by:
Angry Baboon
The Lyrics
Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers,lamb burgers
Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers, veggie burgers
Lya:
He Went down to the butchers store,to get some pork
The butcher said "you gotta eat with a fork"
He said,"Hey Bob,you want some corn on the cob?"
It's fresh out of san antonio-o-woah.
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (Steaks,yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (Yummy)
Mocca Lamb Shanks ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole tasty Meaty snacks(ohh wooh woah ooh yeah)
Tout le monde aime la nourriture de proccese'(oh oh)
Tasty les vieux snacks de meaty(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Fink:
He waited for his food,he was in a good mood
Because he'd took his prozac at half-past-nine
And the butcher cut up his ham
and he'd eat it with yams,yeah
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (Steaks,yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (Yummy)
Mocca Lamb Shanks ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole tasty Meaty snacks(ohh wooh woah ooh yeah)
Tout le monde aime la nourriture de proccese'(oh oh)
Tasty les vieux snacks de meaty(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Big' Kim:
Yeah, yeah, aw
He gave the butcher his money,and asked for his pork
The butcher handed him some ribs,and some beef,but no pork
The guy said to him I wanted pork,to go with my wine
He say's no you cant,were all out of pork,but take this beef
You can eat that with a fork
He says,no I cant,I dont eat cows
There all smelly,and I could catch that disease,BSE
These cows are good,there from the organic hood'
Replied that crazy cat,the butcher dude
Hey vegans,vegetarians
Gotta keep away from that meat,sisters
We drink wine with pork
We eat that with a fork
We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (Tasty)
Mocca Lamb Shanks (what)
Creole Tasty meaty snacks.
(One more time, come on)
T-bone steaks(ooh)
Big T-bone steaks(ooh yeah)
OOOOOHHH YEAH!
Christina "the poodle" Aguilera:
Hey, hey, hey
Wanna have some chicken?
The other white meat
May give you salmennela
But it tastes good with beets
More, more, more
Fink:
Now he's cuttin' up some bacon,with his big old knife
Lya:
The lobsters still alive,so he'll boil him tonight
Christina:
But when he turns off to sleep, the turkey wont keep,so he has to go back to the store and put it on medium heat.
More, more, more
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (Steaks,yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (Yummy)
Mocca Lamb Shanks ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole tasty Meaty snacks(ohh wooh woah ooh yeah)
Tout le monde aime la nourriture de proccese'(oh oh)
Tasty les vieux snacks de meaty(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Tout le monde aime la nourriture de proccese'(oh oh)
Tasty les vieux snacks de meaty(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Come on, uh
Christina
Oh la ohh
Fink
Processed food
Big' Kim
Hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Lya
I like hot dogs,they're good
Butcher
Give us some.....
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
OH YEAH!
Creole Tasty meaty snacks, ooh yeah
Britney Spears:Ooooh yeah baby......
Kim:Hey! Your not in this.Get out of our song!
Britney:Sorry girls.........
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