Song Parodies -> "Name Of The Coffee"

Original Song Title:

"Hair Of The Dog"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Name Of The Coffee"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Requested By Stephen Wilkins. Ever Heard Of Wilkins Coffee? It Was In 1957, There Were Wilkins Coffee Commercials There.

[Verse 1: Wontkins]
Cannon Blaster, Off Fencer...
I've Been Muppet Napped By You!
Steamroller, Rifle Shooter,
What They Say Must Be True.
Howdy, Stranger, Cowboy Murderer,
Ghosts Creeping Up On You!

[Chorus: Wontkins] (x2)
Now You're Killing Me With...
The Wilkins Coffee!
(Now You're Killing Me With Wilkins Coffee!)

[Verse 2: Wontkins]
Eating Dinner, Getting Much Thinner...
You Ain't Getting Away With This,
Head Loser, Bomb Exploder...
I Ain't Drinking What's In This!
Baseball Player, Coffee Traitor,
Ghosts Creeping Up On You!

[Chorus: Wontkins] (x2)
Now You're Killing Me With...
The Wilkins Coffee!
(Now You're Killing Me With Wilkins Coffee!)

[Breakdown: Wilkins]

[Chorus: Wontkins] (x5)
Now You're Killing Me With...
The Wilkins Coffee!
(Now You're Killing Me With Wilkins Coffee!)

So What? Wontkins Can't Stand Coffee Or Wilkins Anymore.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

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