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Song Parodies -> "String of the Axe (The B.C. Rich Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hair of the Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nazareth

Parody Song Title:

"String of the Axe (The B.C. Rich Song)"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

B.C. Rich. The best guitars in the world.
Hate Fender, Strat 'Caster
I am here to tell you
No Gibsons, Sunburst finish
I'm an axe slinger with a clue

Bridge:

Need a Virgin
Custom Warlock
Ironbirds light my fuse

Chorus:

Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jamming on a B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a B.C. Rich

Widow Headstock, may be pricy
A good guitar isn't free
Assassin, Mockingbird
One day I will buy a Beast

Need a Virgin
Custom Warlock
Ironbirds light my fuse

Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jamming on a B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a B.C. Rich

Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jamming on a B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a B.C. Rich

Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jamming on a B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a
A B.C. Rich
Now I'm jammin' on a B.C. Rich

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I Can't Feel My Face - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry man, but Gibsons are way better.

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