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Song Parodies -> "Halo 3"
Original Song Title:
"Song Sung Blue"
Original Performer:
Neal Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Halo 3"
Parody Written by:
Joe Haynes
The Lyrics
For all those other parents out there who suck at Halo 3 as much as I do...
Halo 3
Everybody plays some
Halo 3
Picking up a shotgun
Me and you are owning noobs, we’ve stuck two or three
But then I turn around and get betrayed by you
How’d this happen to me?
Halo 3
Got to duck and cover
Halo 3
Got no time to blubber
My kids will play until they’re gray and they have no more voice
And then the x-box melts down and dies
They simply got no choice
[interlude]
Mail it back to Microsoft and wait a month or two
But by the time you get it back and start to play
You’ve become that noob
Halo 3
Should have bought a Game Cube
Halo 3
Watch Red and Blue on YouTube
My kids play until they’re gray and they have no more voice……
Everybody plays some
Halo 3
Picking up a shotgun
Me and you are owning noobs, we’ve stuck two or three
But then I turn around and get betrayed by you
How’d this happen to me?
Halo 3
Got to duck and cover
Halo 3
Got no time to blubber
My kids will play until they’re gray and they have no more voice
And then the x-box melts down and dies
They simply got no choice
[interlude]
Mail it back to Microsoft and wait a month or two
But by the time you get it back and start to play
You’ve become that noob
Halo 3
Should have bought a Game Cube
Halo 3
Watch Red and Blue on YouTube
My kids play until they’re gray and they have no more voice……
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Oh, come on- no comments or votes? Even my kids liked it.
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