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Song Parodies -> "You're Cheating, Geese Howard"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"You're Cheating, Geese Howard"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
When you have experienced too much SNK Boss Syndrome, tell this to yourself.
You're cheating, Geese Howard
Many players know this
You hardly lost a fight anyway
You're catching me airborne
Raising a little storm
I remember those
"Gale slashes" that pepper me
Throws that counteract me
There must be some way you must be beat
Your uppercuts make
Ground waves crawl at my feet
Outsmartin' me that you
Can't admit defeat
And you're cheating, Geese Howard, anyhow
But now, I'm totally
Threatened by your Jaeiken
Baddest in a Fatal Fury game
There's no one you can blame
Waste my credits away
What I can still remember
There will be a clever
Way to defeat you
Kissing weaklings goodbye
Encounter the experts
One that don't want to die
You'd think they're trying
To outsmart your A.I.
You're a cheater, Geese Howard, anyhow
Many players know this
You hardly lost a fight anyway
You're catching me airborne
Raising a little storm
I remember those
"Gale slashes" that pepper me
Throws that counteract me
There must be some way you must be beat
Your uppercuts make
Ground waves crawl at my feet
Outsmartin' me that you
Can't admit defeat
And you're cheating, Geese Howard, anyhow
But now, I'm totally
Threatened by your Jaeiken
Baddest in a Fatal Fury game
There's no one you can blame
Waste my credits away
What I can still remember
There will be a clever
Way to defeat you
Kissing weaklings goodbye
Encounter the experts
One that don't want to die
You'd think they're trying
To outsmart your A.I.
You're a cheater, Geese Howard, anyhow
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