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Song Parodies -> "Lingerie"

Original Song Title:

"Desiree"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Lingerie"

Parody Written by:

malcolm higgins

The Lyrics

can't believe someone didn't make this before..
it was the fifth of June
on that summer day
well I became a man
at the sight of a girl
nearly twice my age
when she came to me
just for some morning fun
and it wasn't her hips
or so much her lips
or the way ther were curled
it was my thing that unfurled
lingerie..
yes lingerie
her pups were bound
my libido was found
is this loving wrong?
the thought was right
the act was wrong
she remembered lingerie, lingerie
satin and blue with her pefume on too
it made me feel right
we loved each other up that night..
sweet lingerie.. it made it right

then came the sixth of June
from that sleepless night
well my thoughts had turned
and my heart it just churned
thoughts were in my mind
that she would soon be gone
and I had one regret
but she pulled clothing on
like a flash and she was gone
I could not forget
I could not forget


lingerie..
yes lingerie
her pups were bound
my libido was found
is this loving wrong?
the thought was right
the act was wrong
she remembered lingerie, lingerie
satin and blue with her pefume on too
it made me feel right
we loved each other up that night..
sweet lingerie.. lingerie

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MsLongCherie - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Love it when you ' talk Lingerie', Lord HiGUNs . . . Duke 0Sex-On-Knee, Le Marquis de ~Ruff & Snuff ~

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