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Song Parodies -> "Receding Hairline"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Caroline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Receding Hairline"
Parody Written by:
Joe Haynes
The Lyrics
It's been four years since I last submitted. Thank God I still have all my hair.
Bought a toupee', and attached it to my scalp
Because my hair’s not growin’ strong
No more Rogaine
And no more Propecia
Those old drugs don’t grow no hair
Rugs, cheesy rugs, looking like
Dead weasels, dead raccoons
Receding hairline
Hair strands fall into my food
I would opine, but I’m just not in the mood
Doesn’t look right
And my head seems so bony
Maybe it’s time to face the truth
I shaved it off
And shampoo ran down my shoulder
Now my skull is baby smooth
Rugs, no more rugs, shaved it off
Touch my skull, looking mean
Receding hairline
You are just a memory
I could be rich and bill myself as Mr. Clean
Receding hairline
Hair strands fall into my food..
Because my hair’s not growin’ strong
No more Rogaine
And no more Propecia
Those old drugs don’t grow no hair
Rugs, cheesy rugs, looking like
Dead weasels, dead raccoons
Receding hairline
Hair strands fall into my food
I would opine, but I’m just not in the mood
Doesn’t look right
And my head seems so bony
Maybe it’s time to face the truth
I shaved it off
And shampoo ran down my shoulder
Now my skull is baby smooth
Rugs, no more rugs, shaved it off
Touch my skull, looking mean
Receding hairline
You are just a memory
I could be rich and bill myself as Mr. Clean
Receding hairline
Hair strands fall into my food..
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