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Song Parodies -> "Whatever's in Her Jeans"
Original Song Title:
"Forever in Blue Jeans"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Whatever's in Her Jeans"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
Sexy looking woman, not sure if male or female
Sexy walk
But there's something enhanced down by her crotch
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see, whatever's in her jeans
Sexy treat
But she has something else for me to see
And if she's hard-on free, I'd like to stay
So I can say, whatever's in her jeans
Lady delight
Lady delight, her attire
Fell alone, with a sigh
Fooling around and I found
A spare part tween her thighs
Sexy walk
But there's something enhanced down by her crotch
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see whatever's in her jeans
A sexy treat
But she has something else for me to see
And if she's hard-on free, I'd like to stay
So I can say, whatever's in her jeans
Lady delight
Lady delight, her attire
Fell alone, with a sigh
Fooling around and I found
A spare part tween her thighs
Sexy walk
But there's something enhanced down by her crotch
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see, whatever's in her jeans
And if she's hard-on free, I'd like to stay
So I can say, whatever's in her jeans
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see, whatever's in her jeans
But there's something enhanced down by her crotch
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see, whatever's in her jeans
Sexy treat
But she has something else for me to see
And if she's hard-on free, I'd like to stay
So I can say, whatever's in her jeans
Lady delight
Lady delight, her attire
Fell alone, with a sigh
Fooling around and I found
A spare part tween her thighs
Sexy walk
But there's something enhanced down by her crotch
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see whatever's in her jeans
A sexy treat
But she has something else for me to see
And if she's hard-on free, I'd like to stay
So I can say, whatever's in her jeans
Lady delight
Lady delight, her attire
Fell alone, with a sigh
Fooling around and I found
A spare part tween her thighs
Sexy walk
But there's something enhanced down by her crotch
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see, whatever's in her jeans
And if she's hard-on free, I'd like to stay
So I can say, whatever's in her jeans
As long as I can solve the mystery
I just wanna see, whatever's in her jeans
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That's a MAN, baby!
[Snatches wig off "her" head and punches "her" in "her" face.]
[Snatches wig off "her" head and punches "her" in "her" face.]
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