-> "Sanguinary Man"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sanguinary Man"
The Lyrics
Her vena looks fine,
Blood like wine,
Should I bite her?
Crimson gin,
Neck so slim.
Red hue is real strong,
How I long,
For a blood clot.
Bit right through,
And turned her blue.
Don't think that I'll kill,
It's my will that does blind me.
But she's the prey,
Don't let the daylight find me.
I'm just what I am,
A sanguinary man.
Sanguinary man.
There's no need to fear,
If you dare,
Love's so absurd.
There's no sting,
Little thing.
I see there's been one,
Bitin' done,
Once before, and who knew?
Blood is strong,
You belong.
Don't know that I'll kill.
I can will immortal'ty
Hope that she'll stay.
In the coffin beside me.
I'm just what I am
A sanguinary man
Sanguinary man
Don't know that I'll kill.
I can will immortal'ty
Hope that she'll stay.
In the coffin beside me.
I'm just what I am
A sanguinary man
Sanguinary man
Sanguinary man'
Sanguinary man.'
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