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Song Parodies -> "Long Tongued Sue"
Original Song Title:
"Song Sung Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Long Tongued Sue"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
long tongued sue
boy, that lady has one
long tongued sue
its an overgrown one
kissing you
i'm subject to
your tongue, now and then
and when you shake that tongue
it turns me on
please stick it in again
stick it in again
long tongued sue
kisses all the fellows
long tongued sue
turns them into jello
tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys
kissing you
i'm subject to
your tongue, now and then
and when you shake that tongue
it turns me on
please stick it in again
long tongued sue
kisses all the fellows
long tongued sue
turns them into jello
tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys
long tongued sue...long tongued sue
tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys
boy, that lady has one
long tongued sue
its an overgrown one
kissing you
i'm subject to
your tongue, now and then
and when you shake that tongue
it turns me on
please stick it in again
stick it in again
long tongued sue
kisses all the fellows
long tongued sue
turns them into jello
tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys
kissing you
i'm subject to
your tongue, now and then
and when you shake that tongue
it turns me on
please stick it in again
long tongued sue
kisses all the fellows
long tongued sue
turns them into jello
tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys
long tongued sue...long tongued sue
tonguey thing
oh would you spring it ?
i would sigh and rejoice
and before you know it
she starts kissing good
cause kissing she enjoys
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She takes a (censored) and keeps on lickin'. 5's
thanks johnny
Good one!
(censored)?
(censored)?
richardin'
Ah, I see
Are you sure she isn't Gene Simmons in drag? :-O
Alvin - clever and ummm...suggestive...Say, wasn't there an Orson Welles movie called "Things To Tongue"?
what ?....a simple song about kissing and you people read all these evil things into it ?....hee hee hee...thanks for the votes...i guess i should never mention that my sister is named sue and can touch the end of her nose with her tongue tip...no, i've never kissed her (not a tongue kiss anyway)
What do you call a woman that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Rick, I call her my wife..
restoring my previous 555 vote.
Read again with new perspective.....lol
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