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Song Parodies -> "Long? Hung? You?"
Original Song Title:
"Song Sung Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Long? Hung? You?"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
long? hung? you? lying like a monkey
long? hung? true! I'm just like a donkey
long as two, I swear it's true,
I fold it and then,
it tucks in fine, to calvin kleins,
till it comes out again
long? hung ? you?
god gave me a rower
long? hung? true! fainted when I showed her
funny thing, it can't fit in..there was a gasp in her voice
but before you know, the lube helped go
I pulled it out again
long? hung? you? lying like a monkey
long? hung? true! I'm just like a donkey
long as two, I swear it's true,
I fold it and then,
it tucks in fine, to calvin kleins,
till it comes out again
long? hung? true! I'm just like a donkey
long as two, I swear it's true,
I fold it and then,
it tucks in fine, to calvin kleins,
till it comes out again
long? hung ? you?
god gave me a rower
long? hung? true! fainted when I showed her
funny thing, it can't fit in..there was a gasp in her voice
but before you know, the lube helped go
I pulled it out again
long? hung? you? lying like a monkey
long? hung? true! I'm just like a donkey
long as two, I swear it's true,
I fold it and then,
it tucks in fine, to calvin kleins,
till it comes out again
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Good one, Malky - I thought this was going to be about William Hung from American Idol! Oh well......you know me, I get a laugh from a well-written dong-song! 555
Why do I always blush when I read your parodies...? ;-)
Like Johnny , I tohught this was gonna be about William Hung too! Anyways, great job, Malky!
I knew it was going to be good as soon as I saw the title. I was right. 5-5-5
According to a lot of mails I get, 555 inches is now in anybodies reach. :-)
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - call me ...
You been peekin' again, Malky?
Glad I checked, I was going to try writing one about someone well-endowed who never gets to use his stuff -- "Long... Hung... Blue". How do you get away with this stuff?
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