-> "Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)"
Original Song Title:
"I Am I Said"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)"
The Lyrics
food is fine, I eat mine, most the time,
and the feelin is laid back,
mustard flows, the carbs are low
and you know I keep thinkin about.
"payback"
well I'm on a beef farm born and raised,
but these days, I'm not too sure,
steak is fine, but here and now,
don't wanna end up with mad cow,
that's sore..
buy ham, I said,
to people there,
but no one hears at all,
they just look and stare..
buy ham, I cry,
buy ham, or die,
it's half the cost,
and you will not spaz,
you'll be allright
did you ever read about a cow
who dreamed of bein a roast, .. and then became one?
well when you add in the baste, and a few other things,
except for the taste, a ham can be one..
when you got an emptiness deep inside,
have it fried, with some eggs, then have more
and I'm not a man who likes his chow
heavily infected with mad cow, for sure..
buy ham, I said,
to people there,
but no one hears at all,
they just look and stare..
buy ham, I cry,
buy ham, or die,
it's half the cost,
and you will not spaz,
you'll be all right..
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