-> "Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Am I Said"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			food is fine, I eat mine, most the time, 
and the feelin is laid back, 
mustard flows, the carbs are low
and you know I keep thinkin about.
"payback"
well I'm on a beef farm born and raised, 
but these days, I'm not too sure, 
steak is fine, but here and now, 
don't wanna end up with mad cow, 
that's sore..
buy ham, I said, 
to people there, 
but no one hears at all, 
they just look and stare..
buy ham, I cry, 
buy ham, or die, 
it's half the cost, 
and you will not spaz, 
you'll be allright
did you ever read about a cow 
who dreamed of bein a roast, .. and then became one?
well when you add in the baste, and a few other things, 
except for the taste, a ham can be one..
when you got an emptiness deep inside, 
have it fried, with some eggs, then have more
and I'm not a man who likes his chow
heavily infected with mad cow, for sure..
 buy ham, I said, 
to people there, 
but no one hears at all, 
they just look and stare..
buy ham, I cry, 
buy ham, or die, 
it's half the cost, 
and you will not spaz, 
you'll be all right..
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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