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Song Parodies -> "Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon"
Original Song Title:
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Hate you so much, can't count all the ways
You make us hurl, and all we can say is
"You have no mind"
We never get tired of puttin' you down 'cause
We know your ideas are so unsound
You only care for your kind
Hope the Dems kick your behind
Don't you know
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command
Been up to no good for most of your life
But what they're sayin', Smirk, is you're a dull knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, you can't expound what you're really for
When voters get a chance, you'll lose in '04
Sure they would
Bush Baby's not any good
It's up to us
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command
(instrumental break)
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command
(Repeat chorus and fade)
Hate you so much, can't count all the ways
You make us hurl, and all we can say is
"You have no mind"
We never get tired of puttin' you down 'cause
We know your ideas are so unsound
You only care for your kind
Hope the Dems kick your behind
Don't you know
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command
Been up to no good for most of your life
But what they're sayin', Smirk, is you're a dull knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, you can't expound what you're really for
When voters get a chance, you'll lose in '04
Sure they would
Bush Baby's not any good
It's up to us
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command
(instrumental break)
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command
(Repeat chorus and fade)
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