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Song Parodies -> "Use The Loo"
Original Song Title:
"Song Sung Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Use The Loo"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Use the loo
But the line is so slow
Gotta poo
Think that they should all know
Sweating brow
Need to go now
Still they take their time
Sit chatting with the others in the stalls
While I'm stuck in a line
I'm stuck in a line
Use the loo
But the line is so slow
Gotta poo
Think that they should all know
Gotta pain
And I might faint
Still I know I've got no choice
When I hear a flush
Start to clap and cheer
Like all these other boys
[break]
Rancid fumes
Are like perfumes
When you've got to go
I'm praying that they would get on the ball
I'm running out of time
Running out of time
Use the loo
But the line is so slow
Gotta poo
Think that they should all know
Fi-re, bomb
Or smoke alarm
It won't get me out that door
My priorities
All fall into place
When I have got to go
But the line is so slow
Gotta poo
Think that they should all know
Sweating brow
Need to go now
Still they take their time
Sit chatting with the others in the stalls
While I'm stuck in a line
I'm stuck in a line
Use the loo
But the line is so slow
Gotta poo
Think that they should all know
Gotta pain
And I might faint
Still I know I've got no choice
When I hear a flush
Start to clap and cheer
Like all these other boys
[break]
Rancid fumes
Are like perfumes
When you've got to go
I'm praying that they would get on the ball
I'm running out of time
Running out of time
Use the loo
But the line is so slow
Gotta poo
Think that they should all know
Fi-re, bomb
Or smoke alarm
It won't get me out that door
My priorities
All fall into place
When I have got to go
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