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Song Parodies -> "Salivary Gland"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Salivary Gland"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Mel Gibson was dry
'Til the time
That I fountained
Gargled in
Gargoyle grin
Then chew came along
Drugged me strong
That's when I fought
Me and chew
Chaw-spat I'd spew
Gross flow that I spill
Washes swill, brightens grind-teeth!
My swirl-pool's spray
Spits old stray flakes of grime-meat!
I'll be what I am
A salivary gland
Salivary gland
I've had it with deer,
Eatin' bear,
Doves an' small birds
Gamey things'
Fibrous strings
I know spitting's fun
When your tongue
Curled and flung me
Flying clam
Says " I am! "
Those toads that I swill
Might instill
Wired mind-dreams!
The pills you take
At those rave places dry me!
I'll be what I am
A salivary gland
Salivary gland
( instrumental )
Y'all know that I will
Sputter 'til I can't find me,
The hurl-drool they say loads stray sprays inside me!
I'll be what I am
A salivary gland
Salivary gland...Salivary gland...Salivary gland
'Til the time
That I fountained
Gargled in
Gargoyle grin
Then chew came along
Drugged me strong
That's when I fought
Me and chew
Chaw-spat I'd spew
Gross flow that I spill
Washes swill, brightens grind-teeth!
My swirl-pool's spray
Spits old stray flakes of grime-meat!
I'll be what I am
A salivary gland
Salivary gland
I've had it with deer,
Eatin' bear,
Doves an' small birds
Gamey things'
Fibrous strings
I know spitting's fun
When your tongue
Curled and flung me
Flying clam
Says " I am! "
Those toads that I swill
Might instill
Wired mind-dreams!
The pills you take
At those rave places dry me!
I'll be what I am
A salivary gland
Salivary gland
( instrumental )
Y'all know that I will
Sputter 'til I can't find me,
The hurl-drool they say loads stray sprays inside me!
I'll be what I am
A salivary gland
Salivary gland...Salivary gland...Salivary gland
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This is just gland! Gave me happy spit reading it......It really is pretty weird that we'd both come up with a far-out theme like this...and on the same day...Maybe we should make a chaw album..I'm spitting fives
flows well....one of those "why didn't i think of THAT" songs
DKTOS, but 5s for an ammusing parody.
Johnny--it's parodies like this that make me appreciate and long for, the original lyrics! So in my opinion, you've done a good job.
Well, thufffferin' thuccotashhh! (said with drool a-plenty). That was a clever subject! 5's
This song is slicker than spit!
Lots of spittle to go around this week... water on the brain, perhaps? 5-5-5
Good slob
Thanks AFW, alvin, Stephen, Royce, Adagio, PMS, MrMacphisto, and Lionel.
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