Kitara Ravache
In drag attire, Kitara

“She” don’t look like heaven
Looks kinda like swine
That girl’s got in her moniker
A name for kine
She sure ain’t too appealin’
Ain’t lookin’ too fine
Maybe should have done act of a mime

Falsies swingin’ Kitara, Kitara
In drag attire, Kitara

Switch ’em up, move out the R, change to L now
Listen up, moos, hearing moos from Lavache (cow)
Guy ain’t sylph-like. No way!

She kited checks in Brazil
Then she split and got away
That was just one of her many, many, MANY scams
So she didn’t get collared
Later, got a lot o’ dollars
From an oligarch through the use of flim-flams

Flimmin’ flammin’ big conner, fibs-flogger
A baggal was Kitara

Bringin’ in bling after swinging tatas ’round
Bringin’ in bling, Kitara’s thing was cash cow
Piles of dough, big swag pay

Flim-flammer, big scammer
Got started in Brazil, then
Pickin’ up loot, lotsa loot, she’s Lavache now
Pickin’ up loot, hauled in loot did this cash cow
Lying milker of pay