there was a time when you were big and furry like I am,
you were like me
then came a day when you just had to lose "those two"
you were like me
no, I don't want to be a clown
but did you two not once "hang down"?

have you ever been fellows?
have you ever tried to let the woman out of you?
have you ever been hapy since you lost your dong?
better tell Bill as this goes on

clowning around with you two, is a lot of writing fun,
you were like me
did you tell doc to take off, that big thing in front of you,
it's called a
horn-off-a-me

have you ever been fellows?
have you ever tried to let the woman out of you?
have you ever been hapy since you lost your dong?
better tell Bill as this goes on