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Song Parodies -> "Scratch My Fleas"
Original Song Title:
"Dance With Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Orleans
Parody Song Title:
"Scratch My Fleas"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Scratch my fleas!
Oh won't you help me master
Can't you see
I'm a canine disaster
Bugs are crawling
And I am ca-a-lling
Scratch my fleas!
Powder me
And let's begin the killing!
So itchy
I hope that you are willing!
This show-winner
Is no flea's di-i-nner!
Scratch my fleas!
Dust me with that powder now
Close my eyes, and spread it all around, ruff!
I can't take it any more, oh no-o-o-o!
Bow-wow-oh-oh!
Scratch my fleas!
Oh won't you help me human
Can't you see
It's me these bugs are chewin'
Fleas are crawling
And I am ca-a-lling
Scratch my fleas!
(instrumental bridge)
Dunk me in that flea-dip now
Hold my breath, and scrub it all around, ruff!
I can't take it any more, oh no-o-o-o!
Bow-wow-oh-oh!
Clip me, please!
Shave off all of my fur now!
Kill those fleas!
You did, and I feel great now!
"Thanks" I'll bark now,
Come to the pa-ark now,
Play Frisbee!
Oh won't you help me master
Can't you see
I'm a canine disaster
Bugs are crawling
And I am ca-a-lling
Scratch my fleas!
Powder me
And let's begin the killing!
So itchy
I hope that you are willing!
This show-winner
Is no flea's di-i-nner!
Scratch my fleas!
Dust me with that powder now
Close my eyes, and spread it all around, ruff!
I can't take it any more, oh no-o-o-o!
Bow-wow-oh-oh!
Scratch my fleas!
Oh won't you help me human
Can't you see
It's me these bugs are chewin'
Fleas are crawling
And I am ca-a-lling
Scratch my fleas!
(instrumental bridge)
Dunk me in that flea-dip now
Hold my breath, and scrub it all around, ruff!
I can't take it any more, oh no-o-o-o!
Bow-wow-oh-oh!
Clip me, please!
Shave off all of my fur now!
Kill those fleas!
You did, and I feel great now!
"Thanks" I'll bark now,
Come to the pa-ark now,
Play Frisbee!
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Heehee. The original is one of those songs that I just LOVE and don't really know why...and this is excellent, Johnny. 5s, of course!
as a dog lover, I love this parody---"just a little Frontline goes a long way".....
Giggle. Just bathed my puppy last night in that greasy crap. 5-5-5
Thank you, Arwen, Royce, and EmiLoca.
Great!! 5's
Thanks Pat!
This parody really has an Advantage...
I bet you were just itching to say that, eh, Merry? Thank you!
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