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Song Parodies -> "Sh**in' on the dock O the bay"
Original Song Title:
"Sitting On The Dock O The Bay"
Original Performer:
Ottis Reading
Parody Song Title:
"Sh**in' on the dock O the bay"
Parody Written by:
Side Show Gez
The Lyrics
Crude but effective song by Side Show Gez.
Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay
Shittin' in the mornin' sun,
I'll be shittin' when the evenin' comes.
Watching the shits roll in,
then I watch 'em float away again, yeah.
Chorus:
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away.
Oo, I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
Verse 2:
I left my home in Mayfair,
headed for the 'Hastings Bay.
I have nothing to live for,
it look like nothin's gonna come my way.
Chorus:
So, I'm just gon' shit on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away.
Oo, I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
Bridge:
Look like nothing's gonna change.
Everything still remains the same.
I can't do what ten sailors tell me to do,
so I guess I'll remain the same, yes.
Verse 3:
I'm sittin' here beatin' my bone,
and this fisherman won't leave me alone, yes.
Two thousand miles I roamed
just to make this-a dock my home.
Chorus:
Now, I'm just gon' shit at the dock of the bay,
watching the turd roll away.
Oo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
Shittin' in the mornin' sun,
I'll be shittin' when the evenin' comes.
Watching the shits roll in,
then I watch 'em float away again, yeah.
Chorus:
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away.
Oo, I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
Verse 2:
I left my home in Mayfair,
headed for the 'Hastings Bay.
I have nothing to live for,
it look like nothin's gonna come my way.
Chorus:
So, I'm just gon' shit on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away.
Oo, I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
Bridge:
Look like nothing's gonna change.
Everything still remains the same.
I can't do what ten sailors tell me to do,
so I guess I'll remain the same, yes.
Verse 3:
I'm sittin' here beatin' my bone,
and this fisherman won't leave me alone, yes.
Two thousand miles I roamed
just to make this-a dock my home.
Chorus:
Now, I'm just gon' shit at the dock of the bay,
watching the turd roll away.
Oo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
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