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Song Parodies -> "Lock 'em Up"

Original Song Title:

"Break It Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Lock 'em Up"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Donald went to the rally
His votes far behind in the tally,
He started to rant at the MAGA event,
The Superspreader in Chief began to rave,
He cried, LOCK ‘EM UP, referring to Whitmer
LOCK ‘EM UP, he sounded like Hitler,
LOCK ‘EM UP, the Trumpees repeated
LOCK ‘EM UP the Wolverines tried,
Foiled by the FBI.
.
Covid started spreading,
Michigan Militia heading
Toward Lansing, with AR15s,
The Inciter in Chief got them all riled up
He yelled LOCK ‘EM UP oh, his MAGA crowd roared
LOCK ‘EM UP, The Donald’s their Lord,
LOCK ‘EM UP, with Joe and Kamala,
LOCK ‘EM UP with Hillary and Obama.

(interlude)
The Donald was raging, the Proud Boys appeared
came out of the closet
Vile Rittenlouse, the Ultraright queer,
The haters united at last.

Donald was interrupting
At the Debate his hate was erupting,
Chris Wallace just smiled, so Joe said shut up,
Then Donald caught Covid
Regeneron chugged,

LOCK ‘EM UP, is all he can say.
LOCK ‘EM UP, soon he’ll go away,
LOCK ‘EM UP, he’ll lose the election,
He knows he’s losing, he knows he’s losing
He knows, that soon the judge will say to him

LOCK HIM UP, and throw away the key,
LOCK HIM UP, Club Fed it won’t be,
LOCK HIM UP, and mail him a skirt,
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM ON UP UP UP….

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Total Votes: 18

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Zen Adam B. - October 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Only 13 ones?! Guess the Russian troll factory had a 1/2 day today.
Zen Adam B. - October 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Here is the song on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXpjErfyjU
Rick Curry - October 22, 2020 - Report this comment
I know the feeling; my exact hit count as well . Have a vote. He really should do time; probably the most critical reason to stack the scotus.
Rick Curry - October 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Coyote Ugly is my favorite movie.
Zen Adam B. - October 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Yes, Joe's gotta do something about this 6-3 discrepancy. 11 days until the nightmare ends.
Zen Adam B. - October 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Joe's definitely not senile and totally not a front for Kamala Harris, it's fake news!

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