-> "Lock 'em Up"
Original Song Title:
"Break It Up"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lock 'em Up"
The Lyrics
Donald went to the rally
His votes far behind in the tally,
He started to rant at the MAGA event,
The Superspreader in Chief began to rave,
He cried, LOCK ‘EM UP, referring to Whitmer
LOCK ‘EM UP, he sounded like Hitler,
LOCK ‘EM UP, the Trumpees repeated
LOCK ‘EM UP the Wolverines tried,
Foiled by the FBI.
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Covid started spreading,
Michigan Militia heading
Toward Lansing, with AR15s,
The Inciter in Chief got them all riled up
He yelled LOCK ‘EM UP oh, his MAGA crowd roared
LOCK ‘EM UP, The Donald’s their Lord,
LOCK ‘EM UP, with Joe and Kamala,
LOCK ‘EM UP with Hillary and Obama.
(interlude)
The Donald was raging, the Proud Boys appeared
came out of the closet
Vile Rittenlouse, the Ultraright queer,
The haters united at last.
Donald was interrupting
At the Debate his hate was erupting,
Chris Wallace just smiled, so Joe said shut up,
Then Donald caught Covid
Regeneron chugged,
LOCK ‘EM UP, is all he can say.
LOCK ‘EM UP, soon he’ll go away,
LOCK ‘EM UP, he’ll lose the election,
He knows he’s losing, he knows he’s losing
He knows, that soon the judge will say to him
LOCK HIM UP, and throw away the key,
LOCK HIM UP, Club Fed it won’t be,
LOCK HIM UP, and mail him a skirt,
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM ON UP UP UP….
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