you should see this little leaguer, man
a little runty, but his fastball's grand
twas a trick, sublime, when it left his hand

i was talkin' to his coach, you know
said he would surely be a dynamo
his arm cocks, the ball's flyin'...look at it go

he throws and throws and throws and throws
look at junior's arm as he fires his payload
low balls, high balls...to and fro
take a look at junior's arm

burn it in, jimmy

as the spheroid was plateward, sent
everyone was talkin' 'bout how fast it went
and all clapped hands for this talented gent

if he hit someone it would leave big dents
if in the noggin they could lose all sense
one, heaven's sake, nearly went through the fence

he throws and throws and throws and throws
look at junior's arm as he fires his payload
low balls, high balls...to and fro
take a look at junior's arm
boy, that little boy is strong

i never saw such a kid before
can't wait to see what he has in store
umpire gasped as he watched the ball soar

could be the finest player in the land
his wind-up funny but his speed is grand
batter took a swing but was easily fanned

he throws and throws and throws and throws
look at junior's arm as he fires his payload
low balls, high balls...to and fro
take a look at junior's arm
batter's sure to feel alarmed
take a look at junior's arm