Sitting in the stand of the sports arena
klingons costumes all coming in,
rentimes, strevelines, species of kinds,
are good friends of mine, start trek goes far
venus and mars are all mine tonight..


what's that man hiolding in his hands?
the pointy ears make my memory go way back when
a vulcan hero with a fazer gun, at me, ooh ee

I'm at a Spock show it's a gas you should go,
we got Kirk there with his store purchased hair
Mr Scott's rrrrrooolll
"hey there captain, she'll blow!!!!
bones is there, oh yeah..

just beam me down, to that small town right there
then spock attacks the neck he grabs..
the tension mounts, there's body counts oh yeah
but the logical guys always see the're right every time


I'm at a Spock show it's a gas you should go,
we got Kirk there with his store purchased hair
Mr Scott's rrrrrooolll
"hey there captain, she'll blow!!!!
bones is there, oh yeah..

in his green metal suit they're preparing to blow up a city
and the hailing we've done only shows how the're nastily sitting
we will put the shields on, and photons prepare it will soon be the end.
'cept for my dear old friend Commandant Mitty

what's that fur ball and hey, will it grow?
analysis, Mr Spock, reproduce, will it's numbers now go
should we call star fleet, should the fleet know
ooh ee.. yippee..


I'm at a Spock show it's a gas you should go,
we got Kirk there with his store purchased hair
Mr Scott's rrrrrooolll "hey there captain, it's gonny blow!!!!
bones is there, oh yeah..
I'm at a Spock show
I'm at a Spock show
I'm at a Spock show