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Song Parodies -> ""Bette" (the Divine Parody)"
Original Song Title:
"Jet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Mccartney
Parody Song Title:
""Bette" (the Divine Parody)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Loved her in beaches.. ahh Bette... one of the last true entertainers. The chick can sing and dance AND act.
Bette Bette Bette
I almost always remember your role in Beaches
that movie told me that you were going to soon
and Bette.. I saw your beauty and your grace
and heard you croon
Bette Bette
"for the boys" entertaining a sergeant major
how come I thought that you were not beautiful yet..
and Bette I saw it later, as a lady,
you'd be the best
Bette Bette
I may just want Bette to entertain me
I may just want Bette sing so lovely
I may just watch later..
Bette with that red flowing hair, and your lovely face there
please come on back and make movies until
you must die
and Bette I thought that later
you'd say maybe
That's what we get
Bette Bette
I almost always remember your role in Beaches
that movie told me that you were going to soon
and Bette.. I saw your beauty and your grace
and heard you croon
Bette Bette
"for the boys" entertaining a sergeant major
how come I thought that you were not beautiful yet..
and Bette I saw it later, as a lady,
you'd be the best
Bette Bette
I may just want Bette to entertain me
I may just want Bette sing so lovely
I may just watch later..
Bette with that red flowing hair, and your lovely face there
please come on back and make movies until
you must die
and Bette I thought that later
you'd say maybe
That's what we get
Bette Bette
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Sounds like you're ~Lady-Hunting~ ,
Sir !
Bette Midler is one of the most talented actresses in a long time! I liked her in Beaches and Hocus Pocus. I also like her songs: Wind Beneath My Wings, From A Distance (which we sang at the school pageant a long time ago), and The Rose (which I can also play piano and guitar). Great write and tribute, Malcolm! 555.
A fair to Middlerin' job! ;D
BTW, Bette's last show at Caesars is in early February
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