[Verse 1: Kermit]
Trapped into the big house,
It'd be really blue here.
Making all the paw prints,
Looking for a bear,
Papa Bear, Papa Bear.

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[Verse 2: Kermit]
If somebody touched his spaghet,
There'd be Goldilocks with a dress smelling his bowl of spaghetti.
All we need is a tablespoon, and another bowl of spaghet.
Grab another bowl of spaghet.

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[Verse 3: Leap]
Then we frogs got out of this big blue house,
As they shot it with their gun.
And the ranger said to the big old bear,
"I bet you're number #1."

[Chorus: Kermit and Leap]
Bears on the run.
Bears on the run.
And the other cub with big ol 'chub,
Were gonna roast like buns.
They are bears on the run.
Bears on the run.
Yes, they're bears on the run.
Bears on the run.

[Verse 4: Leap]
Well, the founder of the zoo said no pandas allowed.
They eat bamboo one by one.
And the bikers were on their motorbikes,
Chasing 50 bears for fun.

[Chorus]
Bears on the run.
Not having fun.
Took a small old tub, with a rub-dub,
It burned into the sun.
With the bears on the run.
Burnt from the sun.

They're the bears on the run.
It's not much fun.
Bears on the run.
Don't think it's done.

[Verse 5: Leap]
Well, the sheriff stopped all the bears at once,
They then sent them to the pound,
And they're living with all of the animals,
That will all gather around.

Bears, cannot run.
Bears, they are done.
And the doctor vet, who take their pet,
Will give the bears a shot.
Bears were shot with the gun.
Shot with their gun.
It wasn't fun.
Bears, they are done.