Song Parodies -> "Cats"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Cats"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Cats, Cats, Cats
Love those fun memes with cats
And Vance's dumb faces
Because he told them
Childless cat ladies aren't cool
And Vance, now you and that homely
Orange clown stand ruined

Cats, Cats, Cats
Vance, you're outclassed
By Tim Walz, former sergeant major
We've already told you
That you and Rump are a bad bet
And Vance, your loss will be major Due to cat ladies with no kids yet
Cats, Cats

Let's pay him one cat
To always bite him
Let's pay him one couch
That he can screw with
Let's pay him with mayhem
Cats

And Vance, your loss will be major Due to cat ladies with no kids yet

Cats, Cats
Let's pay him one cat
To always bite him
Let's pay him one couch
That he can screw with
Let's pay him with mayhem

Cats
They'll tug at his hair
Give him a thousand scratches
They'll climb on his back
And make him cry, cry, cry and cry
And Vance, your loss will be major Due to cat ladies with no kids yet

Cats, Cats
And Vance, we've already told you
That you and Rump are a bad bet

Cats
Love those cat ladies
Love those cat ladies
Yes, oh!

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Suffragette City - August 22, 2024 - Report this comment

This is pretty freaking cool considering that "Jet" is short for suffragette which was a woman who advocated for the right of women to vote, and cat ladies are likely to vote in numbers high enough to give Kamala the victory.

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