So many of his aides
Have left his side
They realized
It was no righteous ride
The breakup they had
Was because
They know he's mad
They realized they had to
Because he's so bad
Hey, hey

Grump commits crimes
At quite a high rate, oh
It's just his nature
He can't let it go
The thing is that fiend
Just can't stand losing so much
That he'd rather cause atrocities
Than admit a loss
Hey, hey

Reindicted, and it feels so good
Reindicted 'cause Jack understood
There's one perfect writ
And, people, this one is it
The Left is so excited
'Cause Rump's reindicted
Hey, hey

Bad Supreme Court
Made Jack Smith hit a wall
He's back to life now
Breaking through the stall
When Blump pressured that Brad
On the telephone line
That was no official act
So charging him is fine
Hey, hey

Chump goes on cheatin'
Scummy lies his game
From those big falsehoods
He can't stay away
As we reminisce
On the election he dissed
An indictment back together
Makes for Demmy Bliss
Hey, hey

Reindicted, and it feels so good
Reindicted 'cause Jack understood
There's one perfect writ
And, people, this one is it
The Left is so excited
'Cause Rump's reindicted
Hey, hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Lawyers, listen, this is solid law
This is the case
You've all been dreamin' of
They'll work through the day
And all through the night
They'll give you all
They've got to give
With all their might
Hey, hey

Reindicted, and it feels so good
Reindicted 'cause Jack understood
There's one perfect writ
And, people, this one is it
The Left is so excited
'Cause Rump's reindicted
Hey, hey