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Song Parodies -> "Grow Me Some Hay"
Original Song Title:
"Show Me The Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Peter Frampton
Parody Song Title:
"Grow Me Some Hay"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
"prions", pronounced the same as "lions", are the proteins that are currently thought to cause "mad cow disease".
The chunder-chow I'm eating
Is really weird I fear
It's full of
My dear late friends'
Spines it seems
Now my brain is reelin'
I'm kneeling on the floor
I'm right next to a horse
Who hears me moan
This chow is full of prions
So all I really want to know
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
Well I can see no reason
For feeding me cow nerves
When someone feeds me slop
What is their urge?
I'm staggering in circles
I feel I'm going down
Are you the stupid fool
Who fed me "parts" ?
Might be too late for healing
But what I really want to know
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!
( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
My chunder's stiff and steaming
I feel I've eaten brains
I can't believe this is happening to me
I moo here when you're sleeping
And in the morning, when you're up -
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!
Hay-ayyy-ayyy-ayyyyyy!
( instrumental )
Is really weird I fear
It's full of
My dear late friends'
Spines it seems
Now my brain is reelin'
I'm kneeling on the floor
I'm right next to a horse
Who hears me moan
This chow is full of prions
So all I really want to know
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
Well I can see no reason
For feeding me cow nerves
When someone feeds me slop
What is their urge?
I'm staggering in circles
I feel I'm going down
Are you the stupid fool
Who fed me "parts" ?
Might be too late for healing
But what I really want to know
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!
( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
My chunder's stiff and steaming
I feel I've eaten brains
I can't believe this is happening to me
I moo here when you're sleeping
And in the morning, when you're up -
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!
Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)
Oh please do
Grow me some hay
Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!
Hay-ayyy-ayyy-ayyyyyy!
( instrumental )
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Hay! Not bad.
Thanks Guy ! Check out the ads in the upper right - "Mary's Moo Moos" - LOL !
Rats - Those ads are gone already.
Got a sample of the song, Johnny?
FREE AUDIO SAMPLE of "Show Me The Way" - this sample begins at the same point as my parody's line "Spine it seems" :
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000009HF2001003/0/103-1270834-2538261
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000009HF2001003/0/103-1270834-2538261
Oh yeah...that one :D really good parody...5's and thanks for the sample.
Thanks Adagio - but your vote didn't register ..... same problem as with "Magic Rockin' Ride"...... are your votes getting through on other songs today?
Hey Johnnie, you just gave me the idea for doing this one yesterday. (Just teasing, big boy)
Rick, are you having Deja Mooooooooooooooooooooo ?
This vote didn't go through either...I better check all the ones that I votd on. They usually go thru.
Great job!!!!
Thanks Jack!
And thank you too, Rick D.
Wish Frampton had done this version, it would have been a lot more palatable... :-)
Heh heh, thanks Mer !
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