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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Open the Door"
Original Song Title:
"Let My Love Open the Door"
Original Performer:
Pete Townsend
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Open the Door"
Parody Written by:
Pianoman Sam
The Lyrics
This is a song about the one room in the house that gets more use than any other on Thanksgiving day. Not the living room, not the dining room, not even the kitchen....we're talking about the bathroom :)
Mother keeps on feeding
That wonderful food we love
And everybody keeps on eating
Everyone can’t get enough
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just pleast don’t open the door, to my house
The turkey was delicious
And everybody’s plate was clean
But now I think I need the bathroom
Somebody get a magazine
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door, to my house
The room’s a mess, somebody help please
Can somebody please spray some FeBreze
Release me from this misery
Only one thing’s gonna set me free and that’s an air freshener!
Now when the meal is over
And everybody’s gone away
That’s the time to lock the door
And never eat ‘til New Years Day
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just pleast don’t open the door, to my house
That wonderful food we love
And everybody keeps on eating
Everyone can’t get enough
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just pleast don’t open the door, to my house
The turkey was delicious
And everybody’s plate was clean
But now I think I need the bathroom
Somebody get a magazine
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door, to my house
The room’s a mess, somebody help please
Can somebody please spray some FeBreze
Release me from this misery
Only one thing’s gonna set me free and that’s an air freshener!
Now when the meal is over
And everybody’s gone away
That’s the time to lock the door
And never eat ‘til New Years Day
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just pleast don’t open the door, to my house
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I think when I sing along to Let My Love Open the Door from now on, I'm going to sing your version. Awesome parody.
Nice one Pianoman Sam. Great concept. It was really funny too.
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